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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"
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"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
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"My 6 month old daughter told me this joke.... but its not funny so i won't waste your time. kids aren't funny you guys nobody cares if they told you a lame joke"