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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"
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"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."
"No. Skinny girls shouldn't be in charge of the office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman with hot flashes named Brenda on the dial."
"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."
"How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"I'm filming a documentary on the serious subject of circumcision. It's called Robbin' Hood."
"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."
"My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door."