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Joke of the Day

"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"

"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"My face is so oily The US wants to invade it."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""

"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."