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Joke of the Day
"What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? He made a booo-ty call"
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"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"
"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"
"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born."
"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"