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Joke of the Day

"What happens to the chicken who decided to cross the highway Chicken decided to cross the highway for excitement It was fun in the beginning but eventually it got **tired**"

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"

"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"

"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."

"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."