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Joke of the Day

"What happens to the chicken who decided to cross the highway Chicken decided to cross the highway for excitement It was fun in the beginning but eventually it got **tired**"

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"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."
"Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."
"""What's your greatest strength?"" Shadow puppetry ""Seriously?"" [interviewer presses intercom button] ""Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"""
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."
"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"
"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."
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