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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."

"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."

"Typical day Just saw Denzel Washington on the street and said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."