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Joke of the Day

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"Nice 35 yr. old unlit candle, every grandma in the world."

"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."

"Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door."

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers."

"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."

"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"