201107

Joke of the Day

"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"""We can't hire you. We're trying to get more diverse"" ME: But I'm Hispanic [A bear walks in wearing a fresh Hooters outfit] ME: Aw man"

"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"" then the mom says ""thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""

"I like my enemies how Americans like their tea Weak."

"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."

"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"

"[PHONE] ""TSA, How can I help you?"" Me: ""Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List?!"" Agent: ""Umm..."" Me: ""DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"""

"What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? A reptile dysfunction"

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"