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Joke of the Day

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."

"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"

"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."

"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"

"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"

"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."

"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."