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Joke of the Day

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."

"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"

"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."

"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"

"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"