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Joke of the Day

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"

"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."

"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"

"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."

"What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official."

"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."

"I miss you like... post your funny ending! let's see what we get..."

"Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called ""Parking Violation""."