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Joke of the Day

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."

"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"

"""you look good have you been working out"" [me thinking about earlier when i taekwondo kicked a birdbath like 7 times til it fell over] Yeah"

"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"

"Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh"

"Did you hear about the blond who got pregnant? She wasn't sure if the baby was hers!"

"How do fish get high? Seaweed"

"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"

"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""