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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."

"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."

"You know what I heard? Sheep"

"If you watch The Ring backwards it's about a young Asian girl who emerges from a well to start a 7 day VCR repair company."

"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."

"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents."

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"What is easier done than said?"

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."