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Joke of the Day

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?"

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones? I don't know why they even bother putting them in."

"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."

"I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?"

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"Why are all liquor stores haunted? Because they're full of spirits."

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."

"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."