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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."

"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."

"Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with."

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"a local dj is beat up and left for dead, i guess you could say... the tables have been turned"

"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""