111797

Joke of the Day

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"

"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."

"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"

"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"

"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."