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Joke of the Day

"What is easier done than said?"

"I just did my own taxes for the first time and I'm glad I did because I'm getting 8 million dollars back this year!"

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants."

"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."