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Joke of the Day

"If you watch The Ring backwards it's about a young Asian girl who emerges from a well to start a 7 day VCR repair company."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"

"If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind."

"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"

"Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not"

"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."

"My penis is a gangster... It cums from the hood."

"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"