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Joke of the Day
"You know what I heard? Sheep"
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"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"
"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"
"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"
"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""
"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
"What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst"