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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."

"Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect"

"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"So a baby and I head into a bar, smashed... Wait, I think I'm telling this one wrong... I smashed a bar into a baby's head. There it was."

"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."

"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."

"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."