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Joke of the Day

"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"

"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""

"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats. I'm so sorry."

"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."

"It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells down by the seashore."

"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."

"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."

"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."