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Joke of the Day

"They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats. I'm so sorry."

"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."

"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"

"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."

"If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."

"A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick."

"I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard."

"What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading..."