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Joke of the Day
"It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells down by the seashore."
Next Joke
"Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] ""he must've meant a lot to her."""
"How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard? 4 or 5."
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."
"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."
"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)"
"You wanna know the best food to eat when sad? Cheerios"