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Joke of the Day

"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."

"We'd like to sincerely apologize for booking the Karate Convention on the same day as the Rare Wooden Boards Fair"

"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"

"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."

"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"

"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things."

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."