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Joke of the Day
"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."
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"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"
"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."
"I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!"
"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"
"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."
"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."
"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"