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Joke of the Day

"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."

"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"

"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."

"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."