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Joke of the Day

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"

"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for"

"What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way."

"French Army That's it. That's the joke."

"Hockey is the only place where Waving your stick in someones face will get you the box."

"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."

"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"