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Joke of the Day

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."

"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"

"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"

"My wife texted me at lunch ""Window's frozen"" ""Pour warm water on it, then lightly tap the edges with a hammer and chisel"" I replied. Ten minutes later, she called back. ""We need a new computer now""."

"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"