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Joke of the Day
"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."
"The world is a dangerous place. Just the other day, I was walking down the street and I punched a guy in the face for absolutely no reason. Stay safe out there, folks."
"If a prostitute is someone that uses sex to obtain money, what do you call someone who uses sex to obtain you? Yo momma"
"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"
"So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, ""that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"""
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."