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Joke of the Day
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
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"What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away? Blue Bells."
"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"
"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."
"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"
"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."
"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."
"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"