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Joke of the Day
"All the toilets at the police station were stolen! The police have nothing to go on."
Next Joke
"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"
"What's comforting and scary at the same time? A warm toilet seat."
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."
"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"
"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. (and then the female come-back): What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes!"
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly."
"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."