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Joke of the Day

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"

"Why are there windows on the back of French Tanks? So they can watch the battle."

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"

"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"

"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."

"My friend hates carnival, but his new girl friend makes him go anyway He's so whipped, he might as well dress up as a Saudi Arabian blogger."

"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""

"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""