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Joke of the Day

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."

"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."

"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"

"Why did the blind girl fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."

"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"

"Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a ""job fair"" non of the protesters would've been there"