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Joke of the Day
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
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"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."
"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
"Why do black people have white palms? (NSFW) Because everybody needs a little good in them. *Found in my Spanish text book in 6th grade... kids man"
"Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again."
"I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat."
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."
"25- 35 year olds"