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Joke of the Day

"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."

"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."

"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."

"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."

"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"

"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"

"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."

"My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school... I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy."