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Joke of the Day

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."

"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."

"What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister"

"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"

"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"Give us your best ""...said no one ever"" joke! ""Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?!"" SNOE"