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Joke of the Day

"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"

"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung."

"[speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens"

"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."

"The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go."

"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"

"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""