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Joke of the Day
"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."
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"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"
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