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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"
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"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."
"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
"HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!"
"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"
"My girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. [NSFW] So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the nose"
"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."