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Joke of the Day

"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."

"To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous."

"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"

"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."

"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"

"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."

"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."

"Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid."