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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon"
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"Why legalize weed? Because it's 2015... http://i.imgur.com/PmlEqZ9.jpg"
"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."
"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
"Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"