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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"
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"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."
"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
"Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg."
"Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour."
"If by ""be (your) girlfriend"" you mean ""catch spiders and hide them in your pockets everyday"" then yes, I'll be your girlfriend."
"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."