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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."

"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !"

"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."

"Women don't consider it chivalrous when you open bathroom stall doors for them."