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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."

"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."

"What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri"

"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."

"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"

"The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled."

"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."