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Joke of the Day

"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."

"If I was a germ, I'd probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."

"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."

"What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."