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Joke of the Day
"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"
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"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"
"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"
"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"I texted someone ""hell yeah,"" but autocorrect changed it to ""hell year"" because even our phones know."
"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"
"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""
"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"
"is this your first day on the internet? men are men, women are men, and children are cops..."