180588

Joke of the Day

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."

"Is having a penis easy? Well it can be hard sometimes"

"I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub When I showed up to the party, there was only Juan."

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself? Vanmailen."

"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"

"Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind."