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Joke of the Day
"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."
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"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."
"Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9."
"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."
"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."
"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."
"How can a man take an abortion pill? He just picks one up and leaves."
"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"
"I bumped into Brad Pitt the other day They say you shouldn't meet your heroes, but I think Brad handled it really well."