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Joke of the Day
"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"
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"Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*"
"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."
"Why are pills white? Because they work"
"After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself."
"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."
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"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"
"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""