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Joke of the Day

"Volvo was rated the safest car in America in '94. That's why Kurt Cobain had one, he didn't want to kill himself."

"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."

"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"

"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"

"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."

"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""

"I always enjoy sharing old memories with the @sshole from my old high school... while he is ringing up my groceries."

"How do you make a baker cry? Kill his family"

"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."