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Joke of the Day

"So, I found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. That's odd..."

"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."

"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."

"I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."

"What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !"

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."

"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""