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"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"
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"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."
"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"
"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""
"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."
"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"
"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."
"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"
"My eHarmony Application was Rejected Apparently, ""My dick"" was not an acceptable answer to question #14: ""What do you like most in a woman?"""
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