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Joke of the Day

"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"

"Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons. Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples..."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."

"Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now."

"5 out of 5 coworkers think I should be wearing pants. All of them are from HR though, and who knew they could get to my cubicle that fast."

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."

"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"