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Joke of the Day

"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."

"My tombstone will just say ""Deactivated."" I want people to be afraid that I could come back."

"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"

"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."

"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."